The Ants Go Marching One Million By One Million

I've spent the last three mornings (my usual blogging time) battling an army of ants. When it rains in the valley, ants infiltrate the homes of everyone I know. If you have a problem with me killing ants, you should stop reading this blog now because I unapologetically spray and smash them. And you will, too, when you find them crawling on your toothbrush.